February 2012
haha i’m just going to
go
over here
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Pez: What is a bad dragon
Me: It's a dragon dildo.
Pez: OH. OH...
an average day in skype
Jubpei Iori: down dirty bitches becomin the witches
Jubpei Iori: grindin up and down cause they grantin all my wishes
Ʌɍʎʞ: bringin out my aces like this game was poker, banish all the witches. thank you based madoka!
Devid Goetteh: what?
Jubpei Iori: what a joker the trick is in the wrist wish you kept your head mami cause you don't know what you missed
Ʌɍʎʞ: and the witches gettin' pissed, and they're jackin up my swag. when i'm finished with this shit send my regards to the body bag!
Devid Goetteh: the fuck are these lyrics
Jubpei Iori: MAZE TIME
Ʌɍʎʞ: home of the brave, puttin work on the street like a slave
Jubpei Iori: keep a rugged dress code, always in the stress mode
Ʌɍʎʞ: (bein' maguka is suffering)
Jubpei Iori: SO???
Ʌɍʎʞ: YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT?!
Jubpei Iori: MADOKA
Ʌɍʎʞ: HOLD THAT!
Jubpei Iori: HOMURA
Ʌɍʎʞ: HOLD THAT
Jubpei Iori: MAMI-SAN
Magato Arisato: HOLD THAT
Ʌɍʎʞ: From the soul cousin, this aint the time
Jubpei Iori: shoulda wished for more money now you ain't got a dime
Ʌɍʎʞ: ANTE UP!
Devid Goetteh: stop it y'all
Jubpei Iori: BECOME MEGUCA
Magato Arisato: ANTE UP!
Jubpei Iori: NO MEDUKA
Ʌɍʎʞ: Get a contract, where my girls at?
Jubpei Iori: if sayaka becomes a witch U GOTTA BUST THAT
Ʌɍʎʞ: ANTE UP!
Devid Goetteh: stop it y'all
Jubpei Iori: BECOME MEGUCA
Ʌɍʎʞ: ANTE UP!
Jubpei Iori: no meduka!
Devid Goetteh: manjoolah
Ʌɍʎʞ: Shakin' grief seeds, yeah you need these! I'mma fuck Kyubei up, I'mma preach peace!
joshishollywood:
I think we’re getting to a point where we sometimes don’t really even understand or have any sort of concept of the things we get upset or indignant about. It’s just sort of a knee jerk-reaction thing. That’s kind of bizarre to me, because anger is so stressful. It’s the worst. So I don’t really get why people flock to get mad about something in droves, especially in instances...
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so i showed snix and adam meth wosh
Me: Yeah so my teacher wouldn't let us pick it because she said it was promoting drug use.
Snix: Well no! It's meth wosh, it gets rid of meth.
Adam: It wooshes it away.
my eyelid hurts like
it’s always my eyelid?? it swells up and hurts for like 3 days
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Anonymous asked: im guna cuver u in chili and lik it off ur butt
dancingpurge:
zeether asked: How would you react to Ray William...
joshishollywood:
I’d ask for a cut of the ad money he makes for doing absolutely nothing of value other than showing other people’s videos and making “your mom” jokes about them
Ray William Johnson is the internet’s tapeworm
"The First Ones Were The Only Good Pokémon Games"
joshishollywood:
I mean there’s nothing really wrong with preferring a game for sheer nostalgia and I won’t ever fault you for that
But outside of nostalgia you have to understand how absurd such a statement is
Here’s just some of the balancing issues the first games had, which I will admit to copying and pasting directly from Bulbapedia:
Psychic-type Pokémon having virtually no match, due to...
adamusprime:
i love the way some of the things on tumblr are named
like at some point the engineers came to karp and were like “hey, we need a name for the place where we put all the themes, can we just call it the theme page or something”
and karp was like
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Jubpei Iori: god that little kid in the striped pjs is creepy as fucking balls
Jubpei Iori: i wanna pee on him
[2: 15:35 PM] *** Magato Arisato sent piss on me aryk.zip,... ***
Magato Arisato: Fuck you Pharos is baller
We're awful people
Jubpei Iori: wait i can fuck
Jubpei Iori: ken
Magato Arisato: ya
Jubpei Iori: tahw
Jubpei Iori: hes like 8
Magato Arisato: hes mature 4 his age silly ; )
Jubpei Iori: he probably has a 16 inch dong
*** Magato Arisato has changed the conversation topic to "KEN ARMADA: DONG MASTER" ***
adrimnzr:
i wonder sometimes if david karp just like
while working he just stops
and freezes
and he just
“i run a website that is one of the most popular social networking sites out there right now
and people use it to post pictures of fictional homosexual japanese men fucking each other
and they call me daddy”
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yourworldwontcollapse replied to your post: yourworldwontcollapse replied to your post: okay…
you did better than i could ever with napping :)
You’re supposed to only nap for 30 minutes at the most, because it leaves you feeling more refreshed when you wake up because you’re not sleeping as deeply… but I was so tired. :U
Watchpromo4homo:
tragically beautiful
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yourworldwontcollapse replied to your post: okay i’m going to take a 20 minute nap here i go
see ya in five hours.
it was only one hour. :>
okay i’m going to take a 20 minute nap
here i go
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headcanon
every time junpei finishes a battle and goes “WHO’S THE MAN??!?!?!?!” he spends the next few minutes tugging on minato’s shirt sleeves while they walk and going
“no really”
“who is the man”
“well let me tell you something, leader”
“it’s me”
still awake
j…k
i have a feeling that the whole
“IT’S MORNING BUT I DON’T HAVE TO BE AWAKE RIGHT NOW I AM CHOOSING TO BE AWAKE FUCK THE ESTABLISHMENT”
attitude that i have right now is going to wear off soon
brb tea? with
coke in it or something
i hope i can make it
oh good it’s starting to get light outside and i am nowhere near as tired as i was last night
hopefully i make it to at least 6pm tonight so i can sleep and wake up for tomorrow
eastcoastkeylla:
do you still see that!? check now
Nope! Looks alright now c:
eastcoastkeylla:
woaaah my page looks funny
stop it
what is even happening